denisew
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04-22-10 08:32 AM - Post#109459
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT-DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
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cg01114
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08-21-11 04:53 AM - Post#137176
In response to denisew
well ...........................
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nomoon
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08-22-11 11:24 AM - Post#137237
In response to denisew
Did someone hijack your account? Just kidding 
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denisew
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08-25-11 05:34 PM - Post#137562
In response to nomoon
nomoon - Nobody hijacked my account. I am guilty of posting that one. I got a good laugh and wanted to share that laughter. Laughing is a good thing.
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readingu
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08-26-11 05:27 PM - Post#137640
In response to denisew
CG what is the quest? over or under?
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Don4
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08-26-11 07:56 PM - Post#137645
In response to cg01114
well ...........................
... a mighty deep subject for such a shallow mind.
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